Four ways to get instant, cheap publicity
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We all want to get instant publicity. Call it cheap publicity, desperate shot to success..anything but there are devious ways in which one can get instant, quick publicity. Here are some ways in which you can quick, cheap publicity (TRY IT 
AT YOUR OWN RISK and TRY IT ANYWHERE, BUT YOUR HOME).
1 .Dare to bare (The Outrageous Way to get instant publicity): Streak your way to media glare. It doesn’t matter if you are standing still or sprinting: you should be bare naked and flashy. Preferably run in the direction of the camera or in the direction of crowd, the camera will do the needful anyway. Stripping to the bare essentials or stripping to your birthday suit and streaking is a way to get spotted and being in the limelight for days on end. If you are a wannabe actress or model desirous for instant fame, drop your clothes and see your career graph shooting up.
2. File a PIL (The legal way to get instant publicity): Think an actress has exposed too much? Do you construe something as overtly obscene? Well, you can definitely have a shot at fame and challenge the might of the celebrity or the institution. So much that, the celeb in concern will be seen doing rounds of the police station and getting hate mails too. And you can bask in fame.
3. Strike to fame (The socially approved way to get instant publicity): Strike to fame means indulging in strikes, dharma, protests etc to make a point. Damage some glass, create a ruckus or just get a crowd and have them shout slogans….in favor or against a political statement, the costumes of an actress, shout protests for religious reasons, linguistic reasons, personal reasons, professional reasons. You just have to hang in there and protest. Finally, after you have made a point, invited the media attention and generated political debate; you can go home and treat your fellow protesters to some wine and snacks.
4. Throw shoes (The ‘politically incorrect’, but universally tried and tested way to get instant publicity): Don’t like a political leader? Shoo him off with a shoe. Doesn’t matter if you miss a target. You still get media attention. Here is the autobiography of the shoe which hit Chidambaram.
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Posted by Starwin on 29th April, 2009
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